WTF NEWS: Man Uses Penis Doodle as his Official Signature



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Jared Hyams, a law student from Victoria Australia, fought with the government for five years for the right to use a penis doodle as his official signature. The John Hancock is a drawn out as a short and mangled penis with a little bit of hair on the ballsack. The head of the shaft is a fatty bulbous shape that would definitely freak a girl out if she ever had to put that thing in her mouth! 

This all reportedly began when he drew a penis to sign for his change of address on a voting ballot. After it was rejected by the Australian Electoral Commission, Hyams went on a rampage taking certain agencies to court for the right to use a schlong as an autograph. The long and hard (pun intended) fight paid off for him in the end because his license, health and proof of age card have all been approved for dick signatures! His ambitious drive has also led him to law school, where I'm sure he can't wait to sign off on his dissertation papers! When asked about all the attention, he stated "It sparked something in me," and "I didn't understand if these people were offended or had taken it personally." 








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